Please Don't Hit On Me Or Pay Me A Compliment!

In short spare us women! Maya logged into her email account this morning to find a message on Facebook, from a complete stranger.

At first, she thought it was someone she'd met through a few friends as the name seemed familiar. But as she read the message, she wanted to pull out her eyelashes one at a time to blind her eyes in pain so that she would stop staring at the screen.

Email pasted below:

Subject: ola como estas senorita :D

I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life. Can I interview you? :)

hey wassup how u doin :) sorry if u thought that was a cheesy pick up line, well i felt the same, but the dialogue " jab dag ache key kiye ho tho acha hai na " (surf exel) i think :) is so apt here na :) i hope u get the point ):) hehehe sorry for my terrioble hindi anyways if i my corny sense of humor made left you with a desire for more :) or made any sort of impression, would like to hear from you :) . hey i may not make the best 1st impression, mayb an k second, but my 3rd, 4th , 5th 6th .... are bang on good :)......


So if i didn't come off, even with a slightest hint of being a jerk here( i don't do this often, so lil shy happening) , hopin to hear from u :) ...

Is Maya paranoid? How does one simply ask a woman out these days! Let's face it, even a non-creepy email would have gotten the same response from her or any other woman she knows. The fear is simple - There's gotta be something wrong with this one as well!

Joey, as usual, summed it up perfectly, "So many smileys in such few lines is a sure sign of insanity!"